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Journal Entry: Fri Feb 15, 2008, 8:27 PM
yeah, you don't need it.

well, you would be saying that if you you had my leg.

turns out i need a new one.

willing to donate??

damn. come-on... you don't need a second leg...


surgery is too f'n not soon enough... suppose it is cadaver parts and lots of metal for me...

turns out that i have radiating bone spurs in my tibia, fiblula, talus, no cartilage left in my ankle, two detached ligaments, and a fusing articulation with my talus and calcaneous.

oh, can i use the f- bomb now??

guess not, considering i will probably get banned.

fuck.

:)

  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: tool
  • Reading: jepson
  • Watching: .
  • Playing: with my third and most expressive toe
  • Eating: a brownie.... yes, a choc. brownie
  • Drinking: tonic

ehem. read, because i am an idiot.

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 20, 2007, 9:27 AM
ok, now my laptop works-ish. yes, the ish is a very ish. i have internetish, though it is very much a pompous ass- ish / itch. i cannot load any programs such as photoshop or even hook up to an usb. damn. i have no clue as to why, but once again... damn. i have been in zombie mode in trying to catch up, sorry if i miss thanking anybody. i figured we are all big boys and girls... being as such, i am sure you guys can forgive a missed thank you here, there, or mostly if not definitely.

if anyone chooses so, you can personally reprimand me on myspace [link] or facebook... though if you do, you will be smitten by fleas. --with herpes.

chow. . .

-is sometimes good.

ps. insomnia sucks a dirty roach.


sooo... dirty roaches are bad. best stick with what is fresh.

  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: led zep
  • Reading: wild trees... read it.
  • Watching: hsn
  • Playing: with my third and most expressive toe
  • Eating: a brownie.... yes, a choc. brownie
  • Drinking: scruptioliscious espresso

ehem. read, because i am an idiot.

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 5, 2007, 1:09 PM
ok, now my laptop works-ish. yes, the ish is a very ish. i have internetish, though it is very much a pompous ass- ish / itch. i cannot load any programs such as photoshop or even hook up to an usb. damn. i have no clue as to why, but once again... damn. i have been in zombie mode in trying to catch up, sorry if i miss thanking anybody. i figured we are all big boys and girls... being as such, i am sure you guys can forgive a missed thank you here, there, or mostly if not definitely.

if anyone chooses so, you can personally reprimand me on myspace [link] or facebook... though if you do, you will be smitten by fleas. --with herpes.

chow. . .

-is sometimes good.

ps. insomnia sucks a dirty roach.


sooo... dirty roaches are bad. best stick with what is fresh.

  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: led zep
  • Reading: wild trees... again
  • Watching: hsn
  • Playing: with my third and most expressive toe
  • Eating: a brownie.... yes, a choc. brownie
  • Drinking: scruptioliscious espresso

Puppies and Bears

Journal Entry: Fri Sep 14, 2007, 4:57 PM
Well as usual, i have had several close calls lately. One of the coolest ones happened earlier this spring when i was chased down by a momma bear. I was documenting a rare wildflower south of Yosemite when i heard a "maaaahhh". Oh shit. A young bear cub was in a tree 5' above me.

Now you all have heard to stand your ground when confronted by a black bear, well... screw that!!! I have been charged by several bears, but this momma did not look like she was stopping!! SO, i ran. i made QUICK LIKE to my truck only to have momma hit my door as i was diving in. ...needless to say i ditched my gear when i took off, so all I could come up with was this...




On a lighter note, I have a new puppy! Her name is Nessie, named after the Lochness monster.



  • Mood: Aroused
  • Listening to: Adams family values
  • Reading: Adams family values
  • Watching: Adams family values
  • Playing: Adams family values
  • Eating: An Adams family child
  • Drinking: Beetlejuice

The hammer and the laptop

Journal Entry: Wed May 30, 2007, 11:24 AM
still alive...

just got my laptop fixed, though i will be working in yosemite untill late next week. I hope to catch up then... maybe.

hasta.

  • Mood: Aroused
  • Watching: Braves baseball